Self is my real last name — I promise. Here are some other FAQ answers about me.

• I’m 6’3.

• My drink of choice?

• I’ve been banned from twitter at least once.

• I like long walks on the beach.

• I graduated from Syracuse, University.

• I love too hard.

• I have a big forehead. Pictured here.

• I can bench 225. Not pictured here.

• I grew up in Petoskey, Michigan.

• I am an expert grill master and line cook.